Friday, July 28, 2006

"What The Hell" of the Moment



#1 What the hell is up with people that are younger than me calling me "kiddo"? Um, no. Listen here honey, perhaps the bleach is seeping into your cute lil' brain, but I'm older than you. Therefore, if any one is calling any one "kiddo," it would be be calling you, not vice versa. And, who the hell says "kiddo" any more?


#2 For Project Runway fans, what the hell is up with the judges not voting off Angela (or Allison, whatever the hell her names is)? She has a bad attitude, and terrible style too boot! Did you see the outfit she designed this week? It was HIDEOUS. I've seen nicer things sold at K's Fashion on Clinton Street. For goodness sake, she sewed scrunchies onto a skirt! Scrunchies!!! I'm surprised Nina Garcia from Elle didn't faint right then and there.

On another note, I put this picture of Austin Scarlett (PR Season 1) up to represent Project Runway because, well, look at this bitch! He is fierce! And, he sincerely believes he is channeling the spirit of Audrey Hepburn. He isn't even trying to hide it ... he's got gloves, pearls and a friggin' sash around his waist - plus, the lip gloss and 5 o'clock shadow give his look more panache. Geez, this dude is so far out the closet ... well, that's probably because he's hanging out in Ms. Hepburn's armoire.

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