I have two "What the Hells" today:
1. What the hell is up with soda commercials lately? It's like 7 Up and Coke hired advertising execs that are high on LSD. I noticed 7 Up first during the commercials at a movie theater, and thought to myself, "'This' is supposed to make me want to drink soda?" They had friggin' flowers with Mick Jagger lips on them! Oh, and those two sumo wrestlers running into eachother with a skinny dude in the middle! What the hell are they thinking? Seriously, someone over there needs to lay off the "herb" if you know what I'm saying.
Then, last night at the movies, I saw a Coke commercial that was just as moronic. It had some alien world living inside a Coke machine. These companies are losing their edge, and making me want to drink only water. I mean, polar bears and animated red dots I can deal with, but alien shit, no way. Take that crap to Tommy Cruise, he loves that stuff. And, may be those flowers with lips can find his baby.
2. What the hell is up with people who come late to movies and then feel entitled enough to ask people who got to the theater early and found good seats, to move a couple of seats in ... UM HELL NO! You came late, and that isn't my problem. You want good seats? Then get your ass in the theater on time, like every body else. I know you need your Slush Puppy and Raisinets badly, but haven't you ever heard of the buddy rule - you find seats, and then send your friend goes back out into the wild to get the goodies. Ugh, because of your inconsiderate ass, I had to share an arm rest with a stranger.
3 comments:
Looks like someone had a big bowl of B*tch soup before going to the theatres! ha ha
Damn right I did.
I especially like the people who come late start to take a seat a couple of rows in front of you and before they sit down decide to watch the movie standing for a bit. WTF
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