Friday, July 14, 2006

Debbie Does Sing-Sing?


The other day my mother was telling me about some prisoners that are suing because they want access to pornographic materials, such as magazines that show boobies, and movies (You know? The ones with awe-inspiring plot lines, and Oscar worthy performances).

My mother sounded like she was against it. I say, give it to them! But, they had better be careful what they wish for.

I mean, we all know that mens be having sex with other mens in prison ... and that's without the added arousing visual stimuli. Just think what would happen if there were copies of JUGS strewn about, and 24-hour viewings of "Forrest Hump."

Ooooo-weeeee! Bubba would have a field day come shower time! Hold on tight to your soap-on-a-rope fellas!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Position Impossible - u ain't kidding - try to do it through those bars.