I went to see Superman Returns last week, and Brandon did not disappoint. I couldn't even speak during the movie, I just grunted whenever JohnPaul asked me something.
At this point (and I'm not ashamed to admit it), I'm borderline obsessed with this man. I need to seriously visit the midwest, because they have been growing some hotties, along with corn. Both Brandon and Ashton Kutcher were born in Iowa, so something has to be up.
Maybe that was God's plan to compensate for how boring that part of the United States is. I mean, midnight cow-tipping and tractor racing gets mundane after awhile. But not some good eye-candy.
Now, let's all bow our heads and thank God for these gifts ... Amen!
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