I was walking my dog this afternoon, and I saw a young teenaged girl wearing a t-shirt that said, "I had a cup of BITCH soup today."
I have a few comments:
1. Boy, her parents must be proud.
2. Why a cup? Why not a bowl? - I mean, I'm guessing bitch soup isn't made often, so when you encounter it, you might want to get as much as you can, right?
3. Am I supposed to be scared of you because of what your t-shirt says? Like, "Oh my stars! This kid had bitch soup ... I'm going to walk on the other side of the street so I don't bother her." Um, I don't think so little girl. Let a real bitch give you some advice - #1 Real bitches don't need to advertise, our bitchiness evaporates off of our skin like a fine perfume. Here take a whiff. #2 Real bitches know when to be bitchy. If we're in bitch-mode all day, when we really want to make a point, our bitchiness loses its sting. So, be a bitch in moderation. #3 Your t-shirt looked like it was a size medium, which you obviously were not.
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