Who are you trying to kid, Dr. Leonard?

The newest Dr. Leonard's catalog has arrived, HOORAY! For those of you not "in the know," Dr. Leonard's is America's leading discount healthcare catalog.

Ever since I was a kid, Dr. Leonard's was mailed to my home. And, since then, Dr. Leonard has tried to pass off a vibrator as a "massager." Who are you trying to fool Dr. Leonard? Don't nobody need 5 different attachments to massage their ear.

As for the "personal massager" below, it's sold in 4, 7, 9 1/2 and 12 inch models. Why would I need various inch choices to massage my shoulder? Exactly! Ain't nobody buying one of them to massage their shoulders!

On another note, how do you audition to be a Dr. Leonard's model? Do you have to have an agent?

PS: Do we really need a model to show us how an extra-long shower hose works? He's having way too much fun in this picture.