Dumb Ass Move of the Moment

I hate to admit it, but I did something stupid last night.

My dog Breeze was barking, so I decided to use the scare tactic that always seems to work - putting the electric dog collar on her. Now before you get all PETA/Animal Rights on my ass, hear me out. We hardly ever use the electric charge, we just use the annoying sound option on the remote. But, if you knew Breeze, believe me, you would want to electrocute her!

In any case, I was putting the collar on her, but I didn't know if it was on. Well, honey, did I find out!

I unknowingly had my fingers on the electric prongs, and instead of hitting the annoying sound button, I hit the electric charge button ... WOAH! I jumped so high, high, high, I touched the sky, sky, sky and didn't think I was gonna come down until the 4th of July, ly, ly!

Needless to say, the collar was, in fact, on.