Chin Fuzz

I watch Dancing with the Stars. Let me know when you stop laughing, so I can continue ... you ready?

Two "stars" on the show are rocking a similar look, and I just don't get it.

Apolo Anton Ohno and Billy Ray Cyrus have chin fuzz. Why? Do you really think that is attractive? It's not.

You look like a vagina has grown on your face. And that, my friend, is something you do not need.

You are attractive men. The only time I want to see a man with chin fuzz is when I walk into a KFC ... Colonel Sanders, anyone?

I can understand Billy wanting to appear edgy and young for the Hannah Montana Disney crowd, but what the hell is Apolo's excuse? Other than he just started growing facial hair and he's just excited (he's like 22 years old).

Oh, and Billy please put down the flat iron. It will only lead to breaky ends, achy breaky ends. (Sorry, I just had to say that).