Once upon a time there was a girl named Britney Spears, and she looked like Exhibit A.Now she looks like Carol Channing (please see Exhibits B and C).
What the hell has happened?! If this isn't a cry for help, I don't know what is! I'm serious, in the bald picture Brit Brit looks like she is one stop away from Crazy-Ville. She actually makes Hannibal Lector look sane.
Where is A&E Intervention when you need them? And, where the hell is her mama? My mother, and three sisters, would have snuck up on me and beat my ass back into reality.
Then I would go home and my best friend JohnPaul would beat my ass for letting people take pictures of me looking like a damned fool.
Exhibit B (Ms. Channing with an impersonator)
For real, look like an ass all you want Britney, but don't do it in front of the papparazzi. Do you even want custody of your children in the divorce settlement? Because right now K-Fed is looking like the better parent. Ill, did I just say that? I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
And, where the hell is Jayden James? There are too many questions! It's like the mystery will never cease!
Exhibit C
Also, Britney, if you are going to shave your head, please make sure you have a nice shaped one. You're one step away from looking like Sloth from The Goonies.
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ew.
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