Flur?

I was on the bus the other day on my way to work when I noticed a woman wearing a fur coat sitting on the bus as well.

What's up with that? You can afford a fur coat, but not a car to drive your ass to work? Get your priorities in check! That chinchilla did not die so you could wear his ass on the M15.

I'm not hating. Although I'm not into wearing dead, furry creatures on my body. I'm just saying, if you are spending a pretty penny on mink, have the accessories to go with it. And, a MetroCard is not a sufficient accessory.

Unless you're wearing a flur-coat! That's it isn't it! You're wearing a flur not a fur! And I bet that bag you're wearing is from CoCo-Canal. Go on girl! Go on with your faux self!