I know you've heard the news about the female astronaut that went ape-shit over a male astronaut. Girl, what the hell were you thinking?!
This chick wore adult diapers for a 900 mile drive just so she wouldn't have to stop on the way! HELLO! Now that's what I call planning.
#1 - Don't ever chase a man. The whole reason its calling chasing is because the dude is running in the other direction ... let it go girl, he don't want you.
#2 - If anyone deserves to be kidnapped and beaten, it's the man not the other woman.
#3 - Don't astronauts make good money? Why not just fly to Orlando instead of driving and sitting in your feces? See, rocket scientists really aren't that bright.
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