Whenever I have McDonald's for breakfast, I always feel like a whore leaving a cheap motel after a "date" - dirty, tainted with guilt, and wondering if I remembered to put my underwear on. All that, just from a sausage biscuit!
Maybe low self-esteem is McDonald's secret ingredient. You eat their food, start to feel like crap, so you go and eat some more of their food... it's a vicious cycle!
And, I'm still not over why they have McNuggets shaped like boots.
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
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Sausage whore. ;-)
Yes. I shall not be ashamed!
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