It's Like Halley's Comet

The commericial for Step Up was just on, with that scrumptious Channing Tatum (that is such a pornstar name). Any who, according to the voice-over dude, a movie like this comes but once every 10 years. Apparently, because of this fact, we should run to the theaters right away.

Um, someone needs to do their research, because movies about wanna-be ruff-necks that dance and fall in love with the sweet, virgin-like chick, come out every other month. Snap out some new ideas people. It doesn't matter what the characters names are, audiences will still think the dude is Johnny Castle, and the chick is Baby/Frances Houseman.

Plus, are they playing teenaged characters? Because they are both in their late 20s. Well, Channing is my age, so, um, he's in his EARLY 20s ... yeah, that's it.

Who am I kidding? You know I will be the first one in the theater with my bucket of popcorn ... I mean, we're talking about Channing Tatum here! He's a hottie. I just hope he doesn't pull a David Beckham ... you know, looking all hot and macho, but sounding like a proper English lady.