In Memoriam

Several months ago I bought a great pair of brand name shoes on sale for $15. I know!! Isn't that amazing?! They were gorgeous: Lavender and black, with a nice high heel, and classic looking. I wore them once, and couldn't wait to wear them again. Last night I decided to work my entire outfit for today around those shoes.

This morning I woke up, did my make up, put on my dress, and when I opened my shoe box I was stunned! The shoes had been devoured by my 4 month old German Shepherd, Breeze. I freaked out, but regained my composer by the time I got to work. Then it hit me ....

The shoes were in the box when I found them. Although Breeze is intelligent, I don't think she is capable of taking shoes out of the box, eating them, and then placing them back in the box with the top on. So, someone, and I'm not going to name names, but it rhymes with "Tom", must have found the shoes after they were all beat up, put them away, and never told me about their demise.

Don't think you're going to get away with this 'Tom." You think someone who watches "CSI," and "Cold Case Files," 24 hours a day would know have to cover up a crime scene.

UPDATE: I spoke to "Tom," and she denies she had anything to do with the shoes. However, her eyes were shifty, so I don't believe her. 'Tom" sits on a throne of lies! Lies, I say!