Last night on Dateline NBC the yummy Matt Lauer interviewed Ms. Britney Spears. It was a heartfelt discussion about her experiences with the paparazzi, and life as a wife and new mother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was feeling for Brit during the entire interview ... that was until she blamed the streets of New York City for her inability to simultaneously carry a drink in one hand and her son in the other.
That's right people, Brit said that the day she almost dropped her son was because of the paparazzi (no shit), and because the streets of NYC are uneven (again, no shit). However, this was not your first time in NYC Britney. If you know the streets are messed up, you shouldn't wear long ass jeans, big clunky shoes, and carry a drink and your son all at one time. Can't one of your man-servants hold your drink? You can't be that parched, it's not like you were running a marathon.
Other than that tiny comment, I was on Britney's side. Leave her alone world! Can't you see she's going through it? Have you no shame?
Oh, and another thing, what the hell was up with her fake eyelashes? One was coming off. You have all those people around to help you, and no one told you that one of your lashes was coming off? Fire them all, girl. And, hire me. I will definitely tell you the truth. You're beautiful, I sing "Toxic" every time I go out for karaoke. I'm a fan. But please, just wash your face, brush your hair and take off that purple Brucci nail polish. I'm all for letting yourself go (you should see me on weekends), but for the love of humanity, the Courtney Love-look is soooo not working for you.
1 comment:
Well looks like you two summed it up VERY well for me.
All I gotta say is that I think shes trying to look trashy on purpose. With the hopes that people will STOP taking pictures of her, because there wont be anything pretty to look at. But obviously that is not working.
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