Tyrone Biggums Sighting

Last week my mother landed herself in the hospital because of a stiff shoulder. Of course, a trip to the emergency room is never without some fun (especially when three out of four of my mom's daughters are in the same room). After hanging out in a private area in the emergency unit, mom was taken by a nurse to the x-ray room across the way. Dineen, Sissy and I followed, of course. Mom was planted outside the x-ray room, where she had to wait until she was called. Sis and I were against one wall, and Dineen and mom were against the other. While waiting, this man, who had a strange resemblance to Tyrone Biggums (Chappelle Show) emerged from one of the rooms. Tyrone had his head buried into a greasy Quiznos sandwich. He must have enjoyed it, because he was moaning, groaning and licking his lips as he devoured it. He had mayo all over his mouth. Sis was just getting over the stomach flu, and was about to hurl, until Tyrone starting talking to me. "Mmmmmm, this is so good!," he said. "I'm glad you're enjoying it," was my response as I scurried to Dineen's side of the hallway. Meanwhile, Dineen is moving away like she doesn't know me. Tyrone inched forward, and continued to compliment his food item with words and grunts. Then, while looking at my chest, Tyrone said, "You're pretty." I responded nicely, while Sissy was searching her Coach bag for a blunt object to beat his ass. Eventually, Tyrone was escorted to another room; that's when Dineen started to say that he was my soulmate. Ha ha ha, very funny. Well, it turns out that Tyrone returned to our area of the emergency unit shortly after, and I heard him telling someone else they were pretty. Bastard! I thought we had something real.


Crush of the Moment


My crush of the moment is Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report on Comedy Central (Mon. - Thurs. @ 11:30pm). Say what you will, I think he is handsome and funny as hell. Watch the show!!