"No, no, its okay ... you look just like baby inside."

Goody: [TrueL] is getting his ass waxed as we speak
D993: lmao
D993: why?
Goody: hes done it before. hes going to LA this week
D993: didnt he tell u that he wasnt gonna be here for ur birthday?
Goody: yeah
D993: so why u yellin at him
Goody: huh? who said i was yelling at him
D993: o i thought u were upset with him
Goody: where did you read that?
Goody: i said he was getting his ass waxed, and hes going to la
D993: "Goody: jp is getting his ass waxed as we speak"
D993: i didnt know literally
Goody: no ass
D993: haha
D993: well what the hell
Goody: seriously, hot wax is being poured in his crack
D993: lmao
D993: ahahahahahah
Goody: i was all confused
D993: me too

Follow Up: TrueL called me after the waxing and said it hurt like crazy. He said he broke into a sweat and had tears in his eyes. But, the nice Russian lady tried to comfort him by saying, "No, no, it's okay ... you look just like baby inside."