Take Me, I'm Yours!

Happy Valentine's Day Everyone! I hope you are having a fabulous day, filled with chocolates, flowers and joy!


Now that we have appeased those b*tches, I say Happy Single Awareness Day to the rest of us! Let all those unsingle folks think today is about love -- we know the real deal ... it's all about making you buy crap.

Don't get me wrong, I hope to participate in this annual charade eventually. However, since I am not participating in it this year, I have the right to bash it! As AJ says, "Bitter party of 1, your table is ready."

Yeah, so I'm a little bitter! In a world where Flava Flav gets his own show about finding love, who isn't? He's looks like Spike, the leader of the Gremlins, and he's beating chicks off with a stick! Yes, I know they are mostly strippers desperately trying to achieve their 15 minutes of fame. But, still.

So, for all you Pepe Le Pews out there, who are searching for the love that has thus far eluded you, I wish you much luck this coming year! Don't give up! If the Donald can get Melania, and Flava Flav can find love on VH1, we cannot be that far behind. Here's to love in 2006!