Breakin'

Richie & Heather
News broke this week that Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear are getting a divorce. What is going on? Richie is HOT, but homey was in denial because he didn't even know Heather filed for divorce until the news broke on TV. That is sad! He told reporters that it wasn't true, and that he had plans with his wife for Valentine's Day. Um, no ... you don't. Table for 2 now available at The Ivy - any takers?


Hilary & Chad
Damn, Hil looks like Judy Davis as Judy Garland in this pic!

Before the Golden Globe Awards this year, it was announced that Hilary and Chad were heading to Splitsville. However, when asked by my new favorite gay, Isaac Mizrahi, what she will wear now that she is single, she said, "I'm not single. I'm working on my marriage." AWKWARD MOMENT (to say the least; stick to asking who made the dress, honey!). It's good to see a couple that actually plans to work on their marriage after annoucing a separation. Because in Hollywood, once a separation announcement is made, the divorce papers are typically posted on The Smoking Gun like the next day. My advice to Chad is to suck it up - who cares if the only way people recognize you is if you say: a) I'm Rob Lowe's brother, or b) I'm Hilary Swank's husband! Your ass gets into the parties and gets to take free shit home. Get over it and go polish your wife's two Oscars. Good luck you two!


Jessica & Nick
Not too surprised by this split. Don't get me wrong, I wanted it to work out, but you all saw the show. Sure, he got her virginity, but after that, what was he left with? Chicken of the Sea, buffalos with wings, and a really bad rendition of Take My Breath Away. Go
get that alimony Nick!

Christina & Jonathan

I was quite surprised by the split of Christina Applegate and her yummy husband Jonathan Schaech. Neither is really that famous anymore, and I didn't expect Sweet Charity to boost her star status. But, lo and behold, she gets a Tony nomination, and now she's getting divorced.

Other than Richie and Heather, the other celebrity divorces/separations are couples where the wife is somewhat more famous. Ain't right. Now, I'm sure their wife's celebrity has nothing to do with the divorce, but it sure looks like it. These men need to remember their vows and grow a set. So what if photographers ask you to step aside to take a picture of your wife - you're living the good life!