
Saturday, January 05, 2008
Smells Fishy

Enough Already!

Wednesday, January 02, 2008
Happy 2008!

Pammy, do you really expect me to believe that Chanel created the atrocity that you're wearing? Because it looks like you just glued that "Chanel" patch onto a large tank top. I've seen better counterfeit patch work on bootleg bags being sold on CoCo Canal Street. And from the look on your face, I don't think you like the outfit either.
Oh, and it's been over a decade, we all know you have big ta-tas. The gimmick is getting old (as are you), so please do us all a favor and cover those bitches up.
Happy new year everyone! Wishing you a safe, happy and healthy year!
Now, I have lots to write about (JohnPaul was here for almost 2 weeks, so you can imagine the debauchery that occurred), but I want to discuss it with my therapist before I expose it all to you guys. Stay tuned!
Thursday, December 13, 2007
What was I thinking?

Happy Holidays!

Sunday, November 04, 2007
Dear Public Transportation Rider

Dear Public Transportation Rider,
I support and encourage change. I really do. But for the love of all humanity, why must you decide that rush hour, on mass transit, is the best time to change your cell phone ringtone?
I realize choosing between the Halloween-Michael Meyers theme song, and Ode to Joy is a difficult decision. But 100 hundred strap-hangers, in a crowded NYC train/bus, don't want to be with you when you make your choice. Turn your cell phone off and read Metro or AM. I don't want to hear your cell!
Plus, does it matter what the ringtone is? Your cell won't ring in the subway ... ass.
What the Hell of the Moment

To the Moon and Back

In 1969 astronauts supposedly landed on the moon.
Well then, riddle me this: why haven't we gone back there to visit?
Hey, if the landing really happened, then it shouldn't be a problem to go back. Especially now with 21st century technology.
Someone oughtta go back and check to see if the American flag is still a-waving.
Plus, why do we have a space station floating in space, when the moon has some prime, and available, real estate?
Saturday, October 20, 2007
What the Hell of the Moment

Wednesday, October 17, 2007
The Wonderful World of Disney

Monday, September 10, 2007
What the Hell of the Moment

Mtv Video Music Awards
