Smells Fishy

A new cream has been created, and is now available over-the-counter, that skillfully removes and prevents Male Genital Odor (MGO).

I can appreciate the concept, really I can. But, there is a reason we have a sense of smell ... it's for protection. If things smell nice, yay, we gravitate toward it. If things smell bad, we stay the hell away, because it might hurt us. If your naughty bits smell horrendous, you don't need a odor removing cream, you need to get your ass to the doctor and get your pinga examined. Don't trick me with penis-perfume. That isn't right.

And, the same thing goes for the ladies, fellas. Despite what you've heard, Va-Jay-Jay is not supposed to smell like fish. If it does, tell your lady-friend to make a trip to the gyno. I'm not saying that there's a disease a-brewin', but it's work a check up.

Fragrances designed for the genital area are unnatural. No ones Whoo-Haa smells like roses. But, if you're a friend of a terrific invention called soap, all should be well.