Enough Already!

I am so through with has-been models claiming that they were the first supermodel!

Now, Janice Dickinson (t0 the left) has always claimed she was the first, and I'm not going to dispute that because bitch is crazy, and I'm not trying to get on her bad side. But, I must dispute Carol Alt's claim.

I was watching The Celebrity Apprentice which premiered earlier this week, and Ms. Alt was introduced as the first supermodel. Um, no. Please stop.

Yes, you're beautiful. Yes, you were a big hit in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Yes, you're a health guru promoting the raw food movement, and all that jazz. But, that does not a supermodel make.

Carol, you must meet one (or more) of the following criteria to be considered a supermodel: 1. You slept with half the men in Hollywood, and weren't sure which one fathered your child (and mentioned it in your no-holds-barred tell-all book), 2. You were consistently cast in all George Michael videos in the 1990s, 3. You've been arrested for pelting your cellphone at your assistant, 4. Have a perfectly placed facial mole.

Which leads me to the question, why is Niki Taylor hosting a show on becoming a supermodel? She was on the cover of Seventeen millions of times and was a CoverGirl ... I don't recall Armani, Jean Paul Gautier or Versace begging her to model on their runways. I'm confused.