It's that time of year again. Cold weather, greedy children, and disappointment. Ahhhh, I love Christmas.
This year I plan to have all my shopping done before the big day. Instead of what I usually do, which is tell everyone I celebrate 3 Kings Day (January 6th), just so I can benefit from the after-Christmas sales.
Speaking of the 3 Kings, do you think the other two were pissed when the 3rd one said he bought gold for the baby messiah? I mean, the other guys brought frankincense and myrrh. I'm sure one of them was like, "Dude! We said there was a $20 limit. What the hell!"
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We are on to you sister. Three Kings my but. I love the "I am going Christmas shopping this weekend" then when I ask you what you bought you are like "OOOOH MY GOD - Nine West had the only sale and I bought MYSELF 3 pairs of shoes. - Oh you mean what did I by for other people - I didn't find anything"
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