JohnPaul sent me an email the other day about Aura Sprays. Of course he said he wanted them.
Basically, they are supposed to balance your aura.
Okay, so not only do I need to worry about balancing my checkbook, I need to also worry about balancing a whole mess of air around me that no one can see? Here just take my wallet, will you?
How many friggin' sprays are there? And, instead of spraying them on my aura, I would take them to work and spray them around people with attitudes, like they smell. Like, "Oh, you are moody today aren't you? Hold on one minute (take out an aura spray) [squirt, squirt] There you go. Now get your nasty ass aura away from my balanced one biatch."
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I wonder if they have a "get the fuck out of my way" aura scent....
or do they make them for kids..like "clean your room and clean your mind"....
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