What the hell is up with religiously-based email forwards?
I know you know what I'm talking about. Those emails that are 8 pages long, are typically some sappy story about being a good person and all that jazz, at the end it says to send the email to 500 of your friends, and if you don't it means you don't love Jesus.
Listen here, I'm pretty sure Jesus knows I love him without me having to bombard my friends' mailboxes with cacamamie stories and a side of guilt. No thanks. I get enough guilt-trips from my own family. Seriously, I can't have lunch with one sister without the other making some guilt-inducing comment. Plus, what if I don't have 500 friends? Am I doomed to go to hell because I don't have a big enough network to shout-out my love for the Big "J"?
I mean, seriously, do you really think when you're at the Pearly Gates Jesus is going to be like, "Umm, sorry Frank, you can't come in ... remember that email you got 25 years ago that said if you deleted it you didn't love me? Yeah well, it was for real. I hope you like the heat ... toodles."
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