Although I hate it, I wore panty hose today.
As I removed the hosiery from the box, I noticed the size chart on the side - It goes from A to B, then B to Q. What?! Where the hell is C thru P?
I realize many women need a size larger than B, but Q? That's a stretch (no pun intended).
I assume the Q stands for Queen.
No doubt every woman wants to be a queen ... but no one wants to be called friggin' queen-sized. That shit should only be used when discussing mattresses.
This had to be a man's doing. Yeah, a man with an A sized pee-pee.
1 comment:
I surprisingly disagree. I think Insolence is a very feminine name. I think it sounds... peaceful... or something like that. But what do I know, I'm only 11.
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