To save his ass that's why.
A few days ago Dineen calls me at around 7:30am to tell me that a chicken ran away from the Spanish poultry slaughter house by Delancey Street, and was now crossing Delancey Street.
What's on the other side of the street you ask? The Happy Wok Chinese take-out restaurant. This little fella better make a right on Clinton Street, or his ass is fried ... literally.
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Love it. Dineen told me the Mexican from the slaughter house was chasing the chicken with a portable guillotine, then the Asian from Happy Wok passed him with a cleaver in one hand and a white carton in the other - they must have thought the chicken was going to INS.
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