Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Remind me never to visit South Carolina


I just read an article titled, "Bill would make sale of sex toys illegal in South Carolina."

You know some politician who's jealous that his wife has more fun with a battery-operated device than with him, started this mess. There's gonna be a lot of angry women in SC. And, summer's coming too! They're gonna be hot and angry. Oooooh weeeee, I give it until the day after the official start of summer before this stupid piece of legislation is thrown out.

With all the problems in the world, the last thing we need to do is focus on banning the sale of sex toys. Come on all you SC politicians! Get yourselves some anal beads, and call it a day.

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