Recently, my sister Dineen and I went to see "The Wedding Singer on Broadway." Good show, go see it ... but that is besides the point. My rant today is about men who wear toupees.
I'm not against toupee/wig wearers. I am, however, against men who wear artificial hair pieces that look NOTHING like natural hair. Rather, they look like old bathroom mats that a cat clawed at frequently ... MEOW!
Alls I'm saying is, if you're not ready to face the fact that you're bald, and want to wear a piece, at least purchase a piece that has some resemblance to human hair ... Not some flammable tarp that city-dwellers use to make their apartment balconies look like they really grow grass. You're not fooling any one.
Embrace your baldness. You probably look much better bald any way. I mean, look at these fine bald men:
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Ch, ch, ch, Chia.
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