Sunday, July 15, 2007

Dose of Reality


Charlie Sheen (41) is engaged ... again.
The lucky lady's name is Brooke Mueller (29). And why she said "yes" is unbeknownst to me, and probably every clear-thinking person in America.
Honey, seriously, have you ever heard the saying, "You can't teach an old dog new tricks." If any dog knows about tricks, it's Charlie. And, I'm not talking about the "sit" and "fetch" kinda tricks. Well, maybe I am, I don't know what those Heidi Fleiss bitches got paid to do for him.
Any way, don't believe him when he says he was only in Heidi's "black book" because they are in the same bowling league.
Oh, and good luck with the Baby Mama Drama that is bound to come your way home girl.
No seriously, I wish you crazy kids the best of luck.

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