Dear Public Transportation Rider

Dear Public Transportation Rider,

I support and encourage change. I really do. But for the love of all humanity, why must you decide that rush hour, on mass transit, is the best time to change your cell phone ringtone?

I realize choosing between the Halloween-Michael Meyers theme song, and Ode to Joy is a difficult decision. But 100 hundred strap-hangers, in a crowded NYC train/bus, don't want to be with you when you make your choice. Turn your cell phone off and read Metro or AM. I don't want to hear your cell!

Plus, does it matter what the ringtone is? Your cell won't ring in the subway ... ass.

What the Hell of the Moment

What the hell is up with people sending forwards via text message?

Hey! I don't even want forwards when they are free and sent to my email address. What the hell makes you think I want to pay 5 cents for one on my cell phone?

Please stop.

If you truly feel that I am an angel sent from heaven/one of your best friends/whatever the hell else the forward says, just call me and tell me.

To the Moon and Back

In 1969 astronauts supposedly landed on the moon.

Well then, riddle me this: why haven't we gone back there to visit?

Hey, if the landing really happened, then it shouldn't be a problem to go back. Especially now with 21st century technology.

Someone oughtta go back and check to see if the American flag is still a-waving.

Plus, why do we have a space station floating in space, when the moon has some prime, and available, real estate?